Funny Engraved Hard Maple Cutting Board – 7.75 x 22.5 x 0.875"

Add a dose of dark humor to your kitchen with this handcrafted hard maple cutting board, engraved with the unforgettable line: “Many have eaten here, few have died.” Measuring 7.75 x 22.5 x 0.875 inches, it’s long enough for serious prep work and wide enough to double as a serving board—if your guests can handle the sass.

Made from sustainably sourced hard maple, this board is built to last and gentle on your knives. The wood’s tight grain and pale tone make it a clean, classic backdrop for everything from chopped veggies to charcuterie spreads. But let’s be honest—the real star here is the engraving. It’s bold, it’s cheeky, and it’s guaranteed to spark conversation (or mild concern).

Whether you’re gifting to a friend with a twisted sense of humor or adding personality to your own countertop, this funny engraved cutting board is a standout. It’s sealed with food-safe oil, sanded smooth, and ready for action—whether that’s slicing onions or serving snacks with a side of sarcasm.

Perfect for housewarmings, holiday gifts, or just treating yourself to something that makes you laugh every time you cook. Because in your kitchen, survival is optional—but good taste is mandatory.

Handcrafted with care and a wink, this cutting board is proof that functional can be funny. And yes, it’s still safe to eat here… probably.